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5 Funny Love Poems

When most people think of love poems, they think of serious and soulful expressions of passion. Shakespeare's sonnets or long romantic poems by Browning and Lord Byron are the norm for love poetry. However, funny love poems can be good for a laugh. It can be romantic, but they do give something to your friends to enjoy.

Some of the best funny love poems are limericks. Limericks started in Ireland and follows a standard form five lines and a rhyme scheme of AABB. Here are a few limericks written by anonymous authors:

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married with three women at once
When asked "Why a third?"
He said: "One's absurd!
And bigamy, the Lord, is a crime. "

There was a young man named Hammer
Who had an unfortunate stammer
"The b-bane of my life "
He said: "Is my wife mm
Dddddd-damn 'er! "

She befriended a young entrepreneur;
Her last boyfriend had abandoned her.
But he began to curse
When he appeared in a hearse.
He said the next time I the date a baker!

There was a young lady named Constance,
Of the children would not stand any nonsense.
If your partner grew up working
She would lead with the left;
The results did not weigh on his conscience.

My girlfriend and I are married.
I would be dead already.
Two weeks has been happening.
It was time that never ends.
We are thousands of pounds in the red!

Limerick are fairly easy to write if you can rhyme well, so you might try writing a limerick yourself that includes the name of your friend or loved one. This is a good way to make a funny love poem that is personalized.

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